Scrapbook

March 8, 2014 Kevin Burkholder

Supported Organizations

June 19, 2013 Kevin Burkholder

In Jackie's honor

Please consider donations to or memberships in any of the following organizations.

Ocean Conservancy

The Humane Society

National Wildlife Federation

Jackie's Pets

June 17, 2013 Kevin Burkholder

Whales

June 10, 2013 Kevin Burkholder

Pictures from Jackie's computer desktop

World Wildlife Find - Whales

Fly Away Home

June 1, 2013 Kevin Burkholder

You must be Amy. I gave you Silly Putty once for Christmas. You ate it.

Now, look, this is just the beginning, Amy. We've got to make 120 nautical miles by sundown, fly across Lake Ontario, cross an international boundary without a permit carrying stolen goods, without filing a flight plan, without any official approval, four days behind schedule. We're on the edge, my dear.

Christmas Favorites

May 10, 2013 Kevin Burkholder

A Charlie Brown Christmas

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

HayYa,Charlie Brown

< Christmas Vacation
Clark Freaks Out

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

Christmas Vacation
The Hap Hap Happiest Christmas >

Where do you think you're going?Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

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Worse? How can they get any worse? Take a look around you Ellen, we're at the threshold of hell.